Mishaps

Some random things you can force your driver to do.

d43	What happens
1	You start to appreciate for loops, use one as soon as possible
2	English is not a real language, spend the next 5 minutes writing in any language but english
3	Roll a d20, use the resulting magic number somewhere in your code
4	Did someone say cache? Quick! Cache something!
5	AI is the future, let ChatGPT implement the next piece of code for you, you cant change the code and must use it.
6	VNIO: Variable naming is overrated, change a variable name to its acronym.
7	Methods are overrated, inline a function wherever it is used and then delete it.
8	Choose your next variable name using the Variables table
9	aLl ThE cOoL kIdS wRiTe LiKe ThIs: ReNaMe SoMeThInG aLtErNaTiNg CaSeS
10	Pick a random non-string variable, its new type must be string.
11	Long file == Long D&D. One of your files must reach 1000 lines in the next minute.
12	snake_case or camelCase? Why not both? rename a variable using a combination of both casing.
13	Dead code is the only safe code, write at least 30 lines of code inside a block that will never be called
14	Why use variables? When you'll need to add a new parameter to a function don't do it, just duplicate the function
15	The next if/else should be converted to a if/elseif, also add a useless else with a TODO
16	They told you not to negate if conditions, but.. replace if(!x) conditions with if(x) { nothing } else { code }
17	Dear diary: add at least five lines of rants in comments
18	For? While true! change a for statement to be a while true with a break inside a if to check the previous for condition
19	Your code is boring, add at least 10 emojies in comments, variable names and function names
20	Add an if in a random position of the code with an awful condition and add a comment inside it "if you find how to reach this point of code, please report it to this email: " and add a random email, then throw an exception
21	Insult someone in the code, replace a variable/function/class name with an insult (e.g. YourMommaSoFatClass)
22	Replace booleans with integers, if you have multiple booleans you SHOULD join them into a bitmask
23	Use two names that look like each other until you change font and/or re-read it a couple of times
24	If you are happy and you know it just throw an exception or two!
25	Take a random class and change all the method and variable names using the minimum number of characters, you are the minifier
26	Randomly replace similar characters in names: IOInterceptor -> l01nterceptor
27	Rules? Fuck the rules! Create a constructor that accept half the class parameter the other half need a setter
28	Keep your code nice and tidy: all lines with variable declaration must be together, sorted alphabetically, and with the same length
29	Don't trust the IDE: add a prefix or suffix to 5 variables with its type
30	Use a deprecated method, or deprecate one
31	There is no such thing as "too many easter eggs": add a nyancat somewhere
32	Hou do iu write in inglish? Make at least 5 spelling mistakes in the next 5 minutes.
33	We pay for variables! Choose a random variable and reuse it at least 1d4 times
34	Global is better! Get a random variable and make it globally scoped.
35	Versioning systems can't be trusted, create a backup copy of a few files in the same directory
36	Close each if/for/while/... block with a comment restating its first line
37	Let your cat/dog walk onto the keyboard
38	IDE? What is that? Use notepad for the next 5 minutes.
39	Become Shakespeare, write a brief novel as a comment
40	A-B Testing! Write two different versions of a critical function and use a random number generator to decide which version to call at runtime.
41	Insert a comment in your code that claims it was written by a future version of yourself from 10 years ahead. Add a cryptic message or prediction about the future of the project.
42	Create a variable "Answer_to_the_Ultimate_Question_of_Life_the_Universe_and_Everything", use it somewhere in your code.
43	Replace an interface/type in your project with a generic Map or any equivalent